Productions WANT's YOU!
has over 150 open positions available starting January 30th, 1999!
Must be able to withstand bursts of excrutiatingly-loud music of every
diversity. Should be willing to relocate. , and explosions [did he
say explosions!] Ability to consume massive amounts of alchohol a
dudes, report directly the the DanceFloor, hot chick's report to the
executive office of our CEO
for one of 1001 custom positions.
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