Speedster Productions WANT's YOU!
Available Imediately: SPI has over 150 open positions available starting January 30th, 1999!
Requirements: Must be able to withstand bursts of excrutiatingly-loud music of every diversity. Should be willing to relocate. , and explosions [did he say explosions!] Ability to consume massive amounts of alchohol a plus.
Hot dudes, report directly the the DanceFloor, hot chick's report to the executive office of our CEO for one of 1001 custom positions.
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David Johnson | President/CEO