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Productions (SPDY) Announces KickAss Party 2.0
CENTRAL, SAN JOSE, Jan 15 (Reuters) - Speedster Productions, Inc.
announced today the 2.0 release of their flagship product KickAss
Party. This long-anticipated release to last September's KickAss Party
1.0 has industry analysts a-buzz.
on the proven technology of 1.0, KickAss Party 2.0 offers countless
improvements over the initial release: A terrabase server that can
accommodate a nearly unlimited number of client connections.
Includes over 3150 Watt's of amplifier power,
an even 2000W more than the 1150W of its predecessor. Resident elektronik-head,
DJ auchtung mac stated, "Because this amounts to more amplifier
power than most small countries, some engineering difficulties had
to be overcome." SPI is in talks for a possible partner with 3rd-party
vendor EarPlugz (PLGZ) but no official announcement has been made.
To outfit KickAss with as much versatility as possible, SPI enlisted
the help of HP-Underground to provide the over 9GB of MP3's included
with KickAss 2.0. "The selection is nothing short of phenomenal"
states an HP-Underground representative (who chose to remain anonymous.)
The selections range from 70's Rock & Disco, through 80's Dance
and Punk, to 90's International, House, Industrial, and Grunge,
comprising over 7 days (10000 min) of near CD-quality digital music!
TheBAR, included with the 1.0 release, has
been enhanced with an on-line artificial intelligence agent MrBoston.
Talks with Apple Computer (AAPL) to provide a Sherlock plug-in have
been initiated. TheBAR includes TheKeg starter kit , but is designed
to seamlessly integrate with any alcoholic substance the user can
provide. TheBAR's programmer and resident mix-meister, Big Daddy
Don, sums it up best when he says, "Bring me them 3rd party plug-ins!"
SPI's patented CrashPad technology is a major
upgrade to the KeyDrop feature of the last release. QA officials
boast, "Crashes while on the highway or streets have been completely
eliminated by containing any crash within a specialized containment
area within KickAss Party, aptly named TheCrashArea."
As with all Speedster Productions products,
clothing is optional while using KickAss Party 2.0!
keeping with tradition of issuing major releases on the cofounders
birthdays, KickAss Party 2.0 is set for release on CEO David Johnson's
birthday. Board of directors head, Keith Vollenweider recalls the
1.0 release on his birthday of last year:
don't remember much. It all seems a bit hazy, but they say I had
a KickAss time!"
David Johnson had nothing but praise for the new release:
worked our (Kick)Ass's off to bring this new release!"
unveiling of KickAss Party 2.0 is set for Saturday January 30th. For
more information, visit their web site at: http://www.se30.com/kickass
Productions, Inc. ignited the San Jose wasteland of metered on-ramps
and strip malls with its release of KickAss Party 1.0. They are dedicated
to the seeking out and destroying of complacency, boredom, and all
alcoholic commodities, while continuing to maintain the highest degree
of pride in their quality of workmanship. Speedster Productions, Inc.
is ISO-69 Certified.
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